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Um

Whats going on here?

I summoned the 50-Year-Old virgin spinster, and luckily, a pretty succubus came out instead of the one whos all wrinkled and worn out from overtime.

Oh, come on! Are these idiots seriously talking about employment?! My mom is still working, you know! Why the hell should I bother making money?!

Besides being a loudmouth, she seemed fine. She was shouting while staring into thin air.

I dont need a contract! Im not going to get a job! What kind of employment service is this?!

Huh, whats she going on about? Employment?

Thank you for using our service my foot! Just send me back home, you assholes! The guild is waiting for me!

Ding!

While figuring out what to do in this situation, a system window appeared in front of me too.

[Thank you for using the Hells Rascals Summoning Contract.]

[You have been contracted to the succubus Liliana.]

[Please be aware that the contract may be somewhat unstable.]

Hmm

What the hell is this Thank you for using our service? Wait, where did it go?! Show up again, you orc balls!

Liliana was still yelling into thin air. It seemed like the system window that appeared to her had gone.

Well, my system window wasnt exactly friendly either, so I assumed hers was the same. But she still hadnt noticed me.

Excuse me?

You, agh! A human! The first time Ive seen one in my 50 years! Wheres my Hell Bead?!

Hell Bead? Liliana, Im your contractor, for now.

Contract? Nah, not interested! Just send me home already!

Liliana was banging the floor and whining without paying attention to me. It seemed like reasoning wouldnt work with a rascal like her.

Stay still.

Hup!

Though Im supposedly her contractor, I tested if I could control Liliana, and her body froze for about three seconds before jerking again.

W-What was that?!

So, this is what they meant by an unstable contract. She seems to hear me, but the effect didnt last long.

What were you doing to me, you, you, human scum!

Get up and do a victory pose.

This time, I tried adding some mana to my voice while speaking, thinking it might be more effective.

Eek!

Liliana let out a weird cry and stood up, doing a victory pose.

Looks like my prediction was right on the money.

Stop it!

Ignoring Liliana, who was on the verge of tears, I couldnt help but scrutinize her from head to toe.

Breasts that seemed to be an F-cup, a perfect well-shaped hip line with all the right curves. On her backside, her succubus tail with a heart-shaped tip was swaying gently.

Why would a succubus like her waste a whopping 50 years being a lazy bum?

I-I will die if you try something funny with me! Do whatever you want!

Oh, please! Its not like Im going to kill her or anything. Why is she acting so melodramatic? And here I thought succubi were supposed to be all about sex and seduction.

Are you really a succubus? Arent succubi supposed to be crazed about sex?

Ha! Thats what those sluts are like! I can live perfectly fine just playing games, so why should I bother with that crap?!

Hmm

Hey, please send me back quickly. My mom is in critical condition, and theres no one to take care of her if Im not there. Please, I beg you.

Oh, now shes playing the sympathy card. Trying to tug at my heartstrings. But I wont be swayed by emotional manipulation.

I heard you saying about you dont want to work because your mother is still working, you know.

You eavesdropped! Then just let me go! Send me out of this cramped house!

Unbelievable. She should try living in a tiny room in Seoul and see if she can keep up her attitude. This is the Victoria Academy dormitory, for crying out loud; its not some dingy hole.

Fine. Get out.

Huh?

I said, get out. Go out and do whatever you want.

R-Really, I can go out?

Yeah. Goodbye.

You wont try any dirty tricks after giving me hope, right?

Just get out.

I pushed Lilianas back, sending her out the door.

Take care and live well. Do you see the large gate over there? This is a school right now. Once you go outside, theres a city, so make a living there. Goodbye!

Bam!

After saying all that, I slammed the door. I quickly sent mana detection under the door, and Liliana seemed to look suspiciously at the door for a moment before slowly walking down the stairs.

Ive seen some crazy women.

As if I wasnt busy enough, now I have to deal with this burden? Whether shes a succubus or whatever, she may be pretty, but shes just a useless freeloader.

The amount of mana I can feel from her is weaker than someone below me, and she rejected the very idea of being a succubus.

Honestly, what was the point of being a succubus then?

I was even thinking of learning some good techniques from her if it didnt work out, but looking at her attitude, she seemed to have no intention of doing anything in that direction.

Thats probably why she wasted 50 years doing useless things.

In the end, theres no benefit for me, and I couldnt afford to live in the dorm with her.

What if I end up being caught while living together with a succubus? What kind of trouble would that bring?

Although it was a waste of money for the contract, I couldnt raise a succubus without any reason to take responsibility for her.

Well, its a shame.

Honestly, shes incredibly pretty, so its a shame, but the heroines were on par with her.

Itd be a convenience if she could assist in seducing the heroines or perhaps indulge me when needed. But my plate is already overflowing with responsibilities.

Feeling uneasy, I returned to my room. On the spot where Liliana was sitting earlier, there were two pieces of paper.

Whats this?

-

[Hells Rascals Summoning Contract]

Contractor Lee Hoyeon and Summon Liliana hereby agree to the following contract:

Article 1.

The Contractor may issue weak commands to the Summon, and the Summon is obligated to follow them. However, as the bond with the Summon deepens, the Contractor gains stronger command authority.

Article 2.

1. As a possession of Hell, if the Summons life is compromised or encounters any hindrance equivalent to that, the Contractor shall provide compensation.

2. Failure to fulfill the measures in Article 1 will result in Hells reapers collecting the dues.

Article 3.

Should the Summon cause financial damage to any group or individual, the Contractor assumes full responsibility.

Article 4.

1. The ownership of the Summon belongs to Hell, and as compensation for utilizing the Summon, the Contractor shall pay one hellstone per month. However, in places where acquiring hellstones is difficult, they may be replaced with local special products.

2. Considering the difficulty of obtaining hellstones on Earth, one premium manastone shall be paid every month.

Article 5.

The Summon may only utilize power weaker than the Contractors for the protection of the Contractors personal safety.

Article 6.

This contract remains in effect for ten years from the contract date. If no separate termination notice is given, it will automatically be renewed by one-year increments.

To confirm this contract, two copies of the contract are prepared, with the Contractor and the contracting party each retaining one copy.

-

I slowly skimmed through the contract.

What the hell is this unfair contract?

To sum it up, Im Lilianas contractor, but I only have weak command authority over her. And in return, I have to shell out one premium manastone every month.

A premium manastone costs over ten million won

You want me to pay a fortune while dealing with this certifiable lunatic?!

On top of that, if anything happens to Liliana, its my responsibility to compensate her. If I cant, they threaten to send some reaper judge after me, and Ill be six feet under before I know it.

And they had the audacity to make her weaker than me. Whats the point of having a succubus if shes weaker than the contractor?!

The contract is divided into two parts, my part and Lilianas part. Each was on a separate piece of paper.

.

Of course, I have to keep my part of the contract safe, and I also took Lilianas part.

Sigh, I have to go get her.

I hope Liliana hasnt gone too far.

***

He he~

Liliana, following Hoyeons words, passed through the main gate of the academy and headed towards the academy shopping district.

Since it was the weekend, she didnt encounter many people on the academy grounds, but as she got closer to the shopping district, the number of human figures increased.

Wheres the human they say is messing with a succubus? What a joke. In the end, hes just scared and running away.

Liliana had this strange misconception that Hoyeon had sent her away because he was afraid of her. Surprisingly, Hell had access to a lot of information about humans. Of course, the accuracy of that information wasnt guaranteed.

Ill have some fun with some handsome guys. After that, what should I do next?

Even in Hell, there was a wealth of cultural content like dramas, animations, and novels. Among them, the popular ones featured humans as fictional characters.

The depiction of humans in Hell was dreamlike and imaginative, much like the elves in creative works from the human world. Unlike demons, they were portrayed as clean, noble, and virtuous beings.

Of course, unlike elves, humans were confirmed to exist, making them even more fascinating. As evidence, some high-ranking demons in Hell even enslaved humans. The appearance of human slaves Liliana saw sometimes matched the depictions in the media.

Lilianas heart was pounding as she pondered, I wonder how many wonderful men exist in the human world?

When I actually came to the human world, there wasnt a single lie.

That man who said he would contract with me Seeing him living in a cramped corner, it was clear he was a beggar.

Naturally, he must have lowly blood, and he wouldnt be some noble or aristocrat in the human world. But despite all that, the beggars face was radiant.

Compared to the human slaves I saw in Hell, he was incomparably handsome, lively, and refreshing.

While Liliana, being accustomed to the underworlds culture, didnt show any signs of surprise when she saw him, other demons would have been shocked.

So, just how handsome are these noble humans? Are they even more handsome than that contracting man?

Liliana couldnt even imagine it.

Well, he will be mine soon anyway!

As Liliana approached the academy shopping district, her heart raced. Some human groups were approaching ahead. The distance closed gradually. And then, the first group of humans she encountered they were high school girls.

Wow, thats incredible!

Right? Huh? Whats that? Cosplay?

Liliana was flustered. The human women she encountered were entirely different from what she had imagined.

Humans were supposedly beautiful, like works of art But what she saw now was far from an art piece, more like a heap of trash in her eyes.

Oh, isnt there a witch-themed caf part-time job in front of the portal transfer station?

Yeah, there was a gig for witch cosplayers there. Are you into cosplaying?

Two of those women no, humans approached Liliana and started a conversation.

Sis, is this a cosplay? Wheres your tail? Dont tell me

Ugh, aaaah!

Eek! Why are you screaming like that?

Aaak!

Liliana covered her face and screamed in horror, pushing them away before running off.

After escaping from those humans no, those creatures, she looked around the center of the shopping district. Countless beings wandered around her.

But

Everywhere she looked, there were creatures, not a single beautiful being in sight, just bizarre entities.

Why, whats the meaning of this?

In her eyes, instead of the handsome men she imagined, most of them resembled the orcs she saw in Hell. Even those orc-like humans passed by Liliana with sinister glances.

Damn bastards! They sent me to some strange place, not the human world!

As Liliana began to deny the existence of the human world, she surveyed her surroundings and sneaked into an empty alleyway.

Ugh, I have to escape. I have to go back to Hell.

This was the true Hell. She longed for the Hell she used to live in.

Just a moment, the contracting guy didnt look like them? If I knew this would happen, I wouldnt have come out!

Liliana scolded her past self while sitting in the alleyway.

The contractor was undoubtedly some high-ranking aristocrat. That cramped corner was just the summoning chamber to summon me!

Without even realizing it, I just ran away like that! Im an idiot!

Haa What should I do now? With no knowledge or skills, my options for survival here were

Oh, whos that weird cosplayer?

Then, from inside the alley, two human men approached Liliana while making crude remarks. These men were not the orc-like creatures but ogre-like ones whose bellies protruded like pregnant women.

Hey, girl. Whats with that outfit? What are you doing here?

Did your boyfriend dump you or something? Wanna have some fun with us?

Uh, uh?

As the ogre-like humans slowly approached, Liliana started to feel overwhelmed.

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