Volume 5 - Ch 2.03
Sherry, for todays round of exploration, I would like you to wear the Waterproof Leather Mittens that you made yesterday.
Okay, but are you really sure about that, master? I thought that items with Skills in them were supposed to be reserved for you since you are our Partys leader?
Normally that would have been the case, but currently I do not think that I have to worry about it all that much. As far as we know, the Needlewoods do not fire their Water Magic Spells in rapid succession, so I should be able to tank one or two shots of it without any problems, and Roxanne id definitely going to be able to avoid such attacks if they are going to be targeted her way, therefore these Waterproof Leather Mittens should be worn by someone who has the lowest probability of being able to defend against such spells or avoiding them, meaning you, Sherry. It is not a matter of me believing in your abilities or not, but simply a matter of utilizing the equipment that we have on hand in the best way possible.
I understand. Thank you very much, master.
However, that is not the only reason for why I want Sherry to wear the Waterproof Leather Mittens. It is because right now I had to unequip the Job of an Alchemist, which I have been using so far to bestow Sherry with Platinga Skill that would put a kind of a protective barrier around anyone it has been targeted to because I needed to relace it with Sex Maniac for the purpose of testing its Skills in practice, so the Waterproof Leather Mittens are going to be used as the means of mitigating the damage that she would have sustained from the Needlewoods Water Magic attack by at least some amount. Of course, I have to keep all of these information strictly for myself, which is why I had to dress my intentions in pretty words like that, but as long as these Waterproof Leather Mittens are going to work exactly as it was intended for them, then depending on their effectiveness I might as well leave them for Sherry to continue wearing.
We then proceeded to move through the corridors of the Labyrinth under Roxannes careful guidance. This place is a perpetual battlefield where pretty much anything can happen, so we must be sure that we will never let our guard down for even a single moment unless we want to find ourselves in a pretty sticky situation from which we might not be able to recover. But then I was distracted by a thing that was in front of me, and of which I have become even more conscious than usual: Roxannes butt. Yes, her butt, which is currently in front of me because we had her walk in front of us so that she could sense the monsters ahead with her superior sense of smell. I do not remember if I have ever mentioned this before, but this butt of hers is a really cute butt. From my current position behind her I had this beautiful, shapely thing that was soft yet firm like a bread dough that has yet to be kneaded by the baker, and her tail, which is located right above her butt swayed wagged from one side of her ass to another..
No, that is not what I want to be focusing on right now! That is most definitely not what I am interested in at the current moment! I am one hundred percent focused on our surroundings and surveying them for all possible signs of danger or ambushed, and Roxannes shapely posterior just so happened to enter my field of vision by a complete accident, which caused me to me momentarily caught off guard by it, and that is why I stared at it so much!
As I said, this place is a Labyrinth! An absolute deathtrap of a place where one moment of distraction can result in your death before you could even notice what is going on. So I have to stay alert and pay attention to my surroundings. But how can I do that when there is so many distractions in here! Roxanne and her wonderful butt in front on me, and at the back is Sherry with that cute, petite face of hers? God, I want to lick it so badly! (TL Note: Okay, I know that I am the one responsible for translating this. But WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK DUDE?!!!!)
I do not know what is going to happen here in the Labyrinths, and that is why it is important for me to be vigilant at all times.. but even though Roxanne was wearing her Leather Jacket, exactly like I have instructed her to do, I could still see her chest bounce and jiggle whenever she was looking back towards me and Sherry to see if everything was all right with us. This is nothing short of amazing, a absolute marvel to behold!
This is a Labyrinth. A perpetual, treacherous battlefield where anything can happen, and where there is no time at all to relax so I want to finish the exploration early and go back home. And once we get back home, I want to take Roxanne and Sherry straight back to the bed so that I could continue to have my fun with them
No, that is not it.
This is a Labyrinth. This is a Battlefield.
Master, Sherry, brace yourselves. The enemies are coming.
Roxanne turned back towards us and informed us about the enemies that were fast approaching our location. Her voice is so cute, but the one that she uses when she is moaning in bed whenever I do it with her is better still. I want to go back and here it again soon. I want to hear her moan right now. I want to hear it over and over again until my ears fall of from listening to it.
As for the monsters that came and the battle that ensued.. both of these things were so utterly unimportant that I do not even feel the need to be talking about them in any greater details. All you have to know is that these pesky interlopers came at us and that I killed them. Burned them all with my magic until there was nothing left but their Drop Items after they disappeared in clouds of green smoke.
Here you go, master.
Sherry handed me the branches of the dead Needlewoods that she collected. Her every motion when she was picking all of those items up was very cute and charming. If we were not in the Labyrinth, then I probably would have pushed her down and had my way with her right now without even considering what everyone else who would have seen us might be thinking.
Yes, this place here is most definitely a Labyrinth. A very dangerous place filled with hostile enemies who would stop at nothing to see my life come to an untimely end. And that is why there cannot be anything distracting me. I have to be on the lookout at all times and literally have eyes all around my head ah, look, Roxannes boobies are jiggling again!
Since this is a Labyrinth, it is perfectly understandable to be nervous at all times. After all, nervousness and anxiety are pretty much the only thing of which those who are exploring these treacherous halls can be sure. That is just how it is in this place, which can be described as nothing else than a battlefield where the combatants may never know rest. But now that I think about it, pretty much the same can be said about having fun in bed. Bed is also a type of battlefield, the one in which I always have to be ready for my male parts to challenge Roxannes and Sherrys female bits to a battle of attrition, and it will not be a lie to say that having Sex Maniac as my main Job helps with that war of attrition immensely.